You'll want to be on this train, friends:

Comedienne Alexis Saarela e-mails to report that she'll be part of a new series of comedy shows at the Magnet Theater called Focus, a parody of The View. She plays a former Christian Teen Pop star, and her fellow performers will presumably play roles similarly derived from the View hosts personae. She describes the show as "like The View, only funny on purpose." Guests for the first batch of shows will include real life NYC personalities Marty Beckerman (author of Generation S.L.U.T.), Playgirl Senior Editor Jessanne Collins, and DivaDanceNYC founder Jami Stigliano.

Focus will run March 11th, 18th, and 25th at 8pm, so get there and get live, my peoples!